I'd rather have the capuchin monkey

So I went to Starbucks this morning

And I didn't want to get a really sugary drink

So I ordered a Capuchin Monkey

No, not really, that's just the first auto correct option, and I liked that

Really I ordered a cappuccino

Because it doesn't have lots o sugar

And then I went to work

And when I started drinking it, I thought "well, I don't particularly like this"

So I put four sugar packets into it

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