Jeg vil gerne have en burger og en Coca-Cola.
That's how I ordered dinner on Monday night. And I was served a burger and a Coca-Cola, so it seems to have worked. Knowing a sentence in Danish is useful - but it's not that useful.
It kind of amazes me how easy it is to blend in in Copenhagen without speaking the language. I've been here just over a week. And I've studied Danish for less than that. I've been having the "asking people to speak English" experience - buying a public transportation pass at (get this) Seven Eleven, asking for directions, buying school supplies, ordering a pastry (more on that later). Which is normal. It's Denmark, and when you walk up to the counter, the person working there speaks Danish. But today, I was approached by three people trying to speak Danish to me.
This morning, walking towards my 8:30 class, there was a group of people handing out rolls in bags that had information about donating to charity written all over it. At least, that's what I assume is written on it, because a man offered me one of the bags, and when I clued him in on my inability to speak Danish, he told me to remember to donate to Africa and to have a nice day. After class ended at 4, I saw a big event with tents and music on the square, and I kind of think it was a fund raiser related to the delicious breakfast roll I had been given earlier. So then I decided to take a walk, and as I was strolling down Strøget, a young man smiled at me and said something in Danish. The only thing I understood was that he wanted to talk about Unicef. And I only understood that because he was wearing a jacket that said Unicef on it. When I informed him that I am fluent in English only, he told me he worked for Unicef and then he went to talk to someone else. So I continued walking, and I walked into Matas, which is kind of a drugstore except that it's got a ton of perfume and make-up and skincare products, and little to no medication. And as I was looking around, a woman came up to me and asked me a question - in Danish. And then I told her I didn't understand her question because I don't speak Danish, and she walked away. She had a clip-board, making me assume she was asking me to take a survey or something.
So I fit in and look Danish enough that people assume I speak Danish. I don't stick out like a sore thumb, and I don't have a figurative (or literal) neon sign over my head declaring I'm an American. And I think that means I am fitting in well for someone who has been here a week and a half.